~Pastel poet, boring blogger, starving student~

So my shopping bags were super-duper heavy (I went food shopping, fyi), but my hands are still violently shaking two hours later.

So far I’ve spilt water and tea on my legs

:(

I’m back at uni and I feel so chill because of it.

mayflyofspace:

"OI MATE U CHATTIN SHIT OR WOT ILL FUCKIN NUT U ONE"

"ERE, YOU STARRTIN? I’LL FOOKIN BRAY YA!"
"YOU WOT?"
"I’LL BRAY YA! STICK ME FIST WHEN SUN DUN’T SHINE YU CUNN’!"
pastel-goth-princess:

❤
euflohria:

Not mine, I just edited it! Source: hannah_ever_after on IG. Please don’t delete this text so the real owner gets the credits :)xx 

Drew Barrymore at the 1995 MTV Video Music Awards
Friday night meet-up~

warcrimenancydrew:

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

this reminds me of that one time i was in london waiting for my cousin to get me from the tube station, i guess it’s called, and this random guy passed by and was like “you alright” and where i come from (america), that’s a question that implies the person might be concerned about you not being all right due to something in the situation, so i of course was like “omg yeah im fine dude” and that’s the story of how i let a slang british greeting trick me into a 20 minute conversation with some random british dude.

Oh lawdy. When I first moved into my halls, we had a couple of American exchange students. Whenever I greeted them with “You alright” they got really confused and the guy ended up having a go at me because he didn’t understand standard greetings here.

Meanwhile, I confuse the Londoners with “ey-up there, alreet?”. Thankfully my Scouse friend understands me #northerners

Want to go on an online shopping spree but I have to wait until my loan comes through on Monday.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

terrahues:

☽☮☾
jadechxntelle:

the day i have a full body length mirror will be a good day (sorry but i just love my hair too much not to share x)

I don’t think I’ve ever being as satisfied as I was at the end of episode 2 of Game of Thrones.

Poor Cersei though, for all her flaws I really like her.

Also, can’t wait to see Sansa next episode!